please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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