I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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