Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I party with great urgency now.
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