physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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