Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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