Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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