She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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