I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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