fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Let's get the cat blown out
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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