Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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