you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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