He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Randomize
