He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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