At least make sure they are 18
Why
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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