She's JV to your varsity
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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