TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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