She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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