Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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