She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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