If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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