Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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