your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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