Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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