just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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