i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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