He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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