sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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