i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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