just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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