Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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