dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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