It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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