i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
it was like eating out sand paper
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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