More tranny stories later!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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