that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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