You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He better not be in your backpack
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
