That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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