your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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