You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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