I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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