How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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