Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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