I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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