two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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