dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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