My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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