Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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