Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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