Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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