tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Randomize
