using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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