I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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