i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I can tuck mytits in my pants
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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