Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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