So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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