I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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