Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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