my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Randomize
