What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
zippers are such a cool invention
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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