Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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